GDB 9: We don't need to tell you

Wanye
October 30 2008 02:26PM

We don't need to tell you that the Mighty Oil are going on a road trip scheduled to last until March 2017. Why the Oilers agreed to a schedule that would have them play the next nine seasons on the road is anyone's guess but we would think that Goatie McGrebeshkov screwed the pooch somehow. That shady dirt squirrel.

We don't need to tell you that this road trip will dictate how the season is going to go for the Oil. It's getting real already, only eight games in.

We don't need to tell you that sooner or later we can't help but think the Oil will shake off this slump and karate kick some team in half.

We don't need to tell you that the only thing sadder than ANOTHER game on PPV tonight is the fact we'll be paying to watch the game. Again. Even though we're still wanting a refund on the last PPV two games.

Man are we suckers.

And we certainly don't need to tell you we will be at the ninth consecutive Justice League meeting and pyramid scheme recruitment drive. It's during the game and it's here on the Nation.

We will see you there. Suckers.

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#251 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:03PM
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Joey Moss Says: October 30th, 2008 at 9:01 pm arg! no edit function, did not mean to submit comment.

i am not an idiot, i know it is sophomore

No... It is a SOFTmore slump for these guys. SOFT being the operative word.

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#252 Joey Moss
October 30 2008, 09:07PM
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this really upsets Joey to say, but i think it is time MacMuffin left town. this team has the guns, this team has the d, this team has the g yet 5 straight losses... a team with this roster and a decent coach could go months without back to back losses.

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#253 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 09:07PM
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No such thing as a sophmore slump.

WHO AM I KIDDING

Only myself it seems

(bursts into tears)

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#254 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:08PM
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Cheering for this team feels like I'm in a relationship with someone that I know is cheating on me. They tell me everyday how much they love me and how much harder they are going to work to make this better but everytime they go out the door I just know in my heart they will do me wrong. I want to believe but.... They don't even look me in the eyes when we mak love anymore. I love you Oilers. Why did you do this to me?

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#255 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 09:08PM
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"a team with this roster and a decent coach could go months without back to back losses."

I dont know about that..... there are some obvious holes

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#256 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:09PM
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Not necessarily holes but there sure is a soft chew middle part.

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#257 Wanye Gretz MD
October 30 2008, 09:09PM
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Thats right Travis. Let it out. The Justice League is here for you.

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#258 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 09:09PM
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My lair will be a majestic holy place. Asexual reproduction will take time and commitment. I've been preparing myself for years.

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#259 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:11PM
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Wanye Gretz MD Says: October 30th, 2008 at 9:09 pm Thats right Travis. Let it out. The Justice League is here for you.

Like that girl at work that is ready to make you feel better when you've been wronged... The Justice league is there.

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#260 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 09:13PM
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Will you slowly form a fluid filled sack near the small of your back which will eventually form its own spine, then teeth and hair then eventually detatch and roll under the couch where it will quickly gestate?

IS THAT HOW YOU ARE SAYING YOU WILL NOW REPRODUCE?

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#261 New Guy
October 30 2008, 09:14PM
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I wish I knew a girl like that at work

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#262 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:15PM
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Shes usually a pig..

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#263 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:15PM
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Not that I know one.... I just watch movies.

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#264 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 09:16PM
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I have been evolving over the last few years to take the sweet energy of the sun through photosynthesis. I store this in my otherwise empty love bag. Every few weeks I dig a small burrow and drop small pellet sized eggs and bury them tightly to avoid attacks from natives and pigeons. After a month they rise to do my bidding. Soon my army will be complete.

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#265 New Guy
October 30 2008, 09:17PM
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HAHAHAHA

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#266 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:17PM
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Will they be able to play for the Oilers?

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#267 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 09:18PM
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Usually my people reproduce by laying thousands of eggs in the ear canal of a sleeping human host.

45 of your days later - a new generation is born.

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#268 New Guy
October 30 2008, 09:19PM
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Travis -

You've seen Smid right? They already are. Thats why the other Oilers call him "pellet egg boy"

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#269 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 09:20PM
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I didn't want to say anything but Smid is of my own love bag. He ran away and avoided the necessary beatings to make him strong like bull and fierce like Hextall.

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#270 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:20PM
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Pellet egg boys and Wanye Man goo in your ear. The Justice league is.... AWESOME!!!!

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#271 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 09:21PM
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Wouldn't it be sweet if the Oilers had won?

What would that be like?

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#272 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 09:21PM
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What you guys don't know is that an ounce of Wanye's liquid love is more valuable that gold.

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#273 Lubo71
October 30 2008, 09:22PM
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I am just sitting back and reading all of this with my roommates and we are laughing our heads off. They cant believe this is an oilers site.

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#274 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:22PM
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I... Don't... remember.

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#275 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:23PM
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Bunch of girls in a room together reading and laughing at what you guys are saying... Too bad you guys went the Asexual route! ahh.

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#276 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 09:25PM
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Asexual reproduction is the only way for me. This way when I finish early I get to yell at myself and still pass out satisfied.

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#277 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 09:26PM
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Personally I think the Oilers poor play brought about this string of comments. We can't be held responsible for what we are talking about

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#278 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:26PM
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Now that is the silver lining.

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#279 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 09:27PM
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I would talk about the Oilers but then someone at Oilcity would get strangled again tonight.

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#280 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 09:27PM
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I have seen pee wee tier 15 teams be more competitive than this squad

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#281 New Guy
October 30 2008, 09:28PM
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WHAT?? When did that happen?

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#282 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:28PM
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What can they possibly be thinking?

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#283 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 09:29PM
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Just don't worry about it. All you need to know is that my freezer is getting full.

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#284 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:30PM
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of your demong seed?

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#285 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:30PM
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demon...

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#286 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 09:30PM
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Question: Are the Oilers even the best hockey team in Edmonton right now?

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#287 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:31PM
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Do the Chimos still exist?

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#288 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 09:31PM
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The baggedmilk army is one of great power a little remorse. Be wary my dear friends.

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#289 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 09:32PM
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Answer: I saw a Bantam team at playing at the Canadian Athletic Club that would have something to say about that.

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#290 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 09:36PM
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I'm going to build a time machine and go back in time and try and fix things in the past.

Talk to you all later Nation. Last person out please end the meeting.

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#291 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:36PM
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Justice league out.

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#292 New Guy
October 30 2008, 09:40PM
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*Squirt*

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#293 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 10:37PM
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umm...meeting adjourned.

...I got the lights.

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#294 Fiveandagame
October 31 2008, 12:04AM
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fuckin Oilers....................

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#295 BUCK75
October 31 2008, 07:42AM
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Sorry I could not make it to the justice league meeting, I was getting my Scientology audit last night. Having some dude hold coke cans to my ears while passing an electrical current through them was WAY funner than paying $15 for the PPV game - Damn you Oilers.

Much appologies.

Hawkgirl aka

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#296 Jerry MacWire
October 31 2008, 07:48AM
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On the plus side, Stauffer gave a great call of a sucky game.

Truth is, Rod Phillips was feigning an injury because he knew how sick he'd get watching the Oil slip into the same old despair we all know as the "regular season".

It seems obvious to me, MacTavish has lost any influence on the team we had hoped he had. The team doesn't play for him out of respect and they don't play for him out of fear.

Can we start counting the days till his departure?

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#297 jeanshorts
October 31 2008, 08:59AM
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I'm really glad I left before all the talk of asexual reproduction, love sacs and Wayne goo. What a mess that would be to clean up.

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#298 Monday Guy
October 31 2008, 09:09AM
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Jeezus TB,

there's people you can talk to

:s

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#299 The return of ghost riding and hope - OilersNation
January 21 2009, 09:15AM
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[...] the bandwagon is still empty and the fire-MacT wagon is still full. But for the first time since GDB 9 some folk are considering making a move back to having some hope for the team again. And really [...]

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